Sattu, the dastardly ghost was scurrying down the subway smoking furtively ('cause public smoking is banned) until he meets his cold war foe, Jhinga...
Jhinga: dude, do you believe people pose us a danger ??
Sattu: yeah man, I sure do starting today, a tantrik just fucked me.
Jhinga: [gloats] Oh those fuckers are dangerous, once one of 'em beat the shit out of me. Since the day, I don't hook up with all kinda people...
Sattu: then what kinda people.
Jhinga: [proudly] people who eat cadbury. By the way, whom did you hook up with ?
Sattu: an alcoholic bastard, didn't know he ran out of the bar after mooning the drummer's wife.
Jhinga: and why ??
Sattu: I wanted to have a cadbury...
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